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...On the way home from work I saw a rough-looking young man walking down the street with an old woman. They were both chatting up a storm and I thought, “How nice of that hoodlum to take his grandmother for a walk.” Suddenly the young man turned and crossed the street, but they both just kept talking away. Turns out it was just two crazy people talking to themselves that happened to be walking side by side. I wonder if either of them said out loud to his/herself, “Look at the nut-job talking like there’s someone there.”