"Hey you posted on your blog yesterday, where could you possibly be getting all this free time?"
Answer: "At Work."
Lots of productive things happen at work. I'm pretty sure the Internet was invented by a bored dude at work.
Bored Dude at Work: "I wonder what the score of the game is. In fact, I wonder what the score of every game is and how much money is in my bank account and what day of the week it will be when I turn 67 and qualify for maximum social security benefits so I can finally retire because my company's lame retirement plan gets less interest than home teachers on Super Bowl Sunday."
The Internet soon followed.
I'm thinking some good will come of this. More on that later.
My wife brought up one possible problem: "What if your boss finds your blog?"
Good question, but then I realized, "My boss can't find his butt with both hands, how would he ever find my blog?"
I guess if he ever does find it he will probably think: "This can't be our Caleb, he sits in his office all day working on his computer while I provide flawless leadership to the flagship company of my profession."
I think I'm safe. If not, sorry boss about the both hands comment. You also can't keep all of your spit in your mouth when you talk, but hey, who's counting?
P.S I turn 67 on a Saturday.
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2 comments:
you're killin me smalls
I so totally understand your "pain" as it were, except for the incompetent boss thing... Two of mine are great, the other one is... shall we say, less than the most pleasant person to work with...
Yes, I am certain the internet was invented to provide employees with something to do when there is NOTHING! (other than filing those papers that I didn't throw away... but I'm saving them for another day, when it is imperative that I look busy, when in fact, I am not...)
Miss you guys!
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